head in the clouds

I'm Danielle and I'm 20 years old. I live on an island way out in the buttfuck of nowhere called New Zealand.

I like pretty things, like unicorns, dresses, birds, horses, sex toys, berries, cats, books I haven't read before, and full bottles of vodka.



LGBT
Recent Tweets @

stupidswampwitch:

masooood:

safeidgul:

Why can’t there be a male hooter’s equivalent where male servers are shirtless and highly sexualized for their bodies and looks

Male Strip clubs. You’re thinking of male strip clubs.

No. Not a male strip club. A strip club is a strip…

(via demonbitch420)

(via crawly)

nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

image

(via theeverafterwasmine)

andrewgiggles:

cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers 

(via theeverafterwasmine)

misscordeliafoxxy:

jackfrostciicle:

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

every time this video pops up i stop whatever i am doing and watch it

iS THIS GOING TO BE OUR FUTURE

That looks so fucking rank

(via seeyoulaterkateagator)

herbackrowkings:

lalondes:

>teenage actress’s private nudes get leaked

>teenage actress is reviled as a slut and a wh*re and a bad role model

>james franco asks a seventeen-year-old girl if he can meet her in a private hotel room

>james franco gets to go on saturday night live and joke about what a silly doofus he is for soliciting sex from a girl literally half his age

DO NOT DARE OVERLOOK THIS POST

(via makersandtakers)

jakface:

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT zooowwwwww~
Drawn for funsies, sold at FanExpo to the lovely Rachel. :D

jakface:

TEAM ROCKET BLASTS OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT zooowwwwww~

Drawn for funsies, sold at FanExpo to the lovely Rachel. :D

(via mellydash)

hawlmuchalucha:

deans-left-buttcheek:

Kindergarten: Stupid. Oh gosh don’t tell anyone I said that.
Elementary school: What the heck.
Middle School: Damn it this is freaking dumb as hell
High school: what the fuck did you just say you little fucking shitbitchcuntfuck I will beat the dicks out of your ass

College: what the frick frack snick snack are u doing

(via peaceloveequalitea)