head in the clouds

I'm Danielle and I'm 21 years old. I live on an island way out in the buttfuck of nowhere called New Zealand.



LGBT

dicklover3000:

perks of being short

  • can be picked up
  • perfect spooning
  • good at hiding
  • can ride mini ponies
  • low ceilings/doorways not a problem

cons of being short

  • pants are too long
  • not an arm rest
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach
  • cannot reach

(via thebluelip-blondie)

bringmeknitting:

hellyeahpenguinsofmadagascar:

The Penguins of Madagascar | November 26, 2014

oH MY GOD

(via pinkpunkbitch)

mappedbird:

mappedbird:

nicki minaj is the most beautiful woman on the earth idk if i’m gonna be able to survive the anaconda video??? 

update i’m sooo gay i’m sooooooooooooo gaaaaay

(via lgbtlaughs)

(via runkitten)

celebstarlets:

8/25/14 - Dascha Polanco at the 66th Annual Emmy Awards in LA.

(via justjasper)

chvnce-tha-rap:

afriet:

John F. Kennedy on civil rights

And you wonder why he was shot

(via whitepeoplestealingculture)

Tumblr has opened my eyes to so many things. I look at what I used to think two years ago and I’m horrified! I’ve become so much more aware of the world around me and the repercussions of my actions. I’ve also become much more active in seeking out my own education, rather than expecting others to spoon feed me knowledge.

It’s been challenging, often confrontational, and sometimes upsetting, but I’m committed to becoming a better person. I’m nowhere near perfect, but I’m trying. So thanks, Tumblr bloggers.

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

(via susiethemoderator)